breakfast

Canadian Bacon Your Face Off

People are the most moronic morons these days. It’s mind blowing, isn’t it? For example. I’ve been having all this lower body joint pain recently. And by recently I mean 14 months and counting. So I finally tell my doctor about it and she directs me to see a rhuematologist. You know, like the guy diagnosing old cripply people with arthritis. No offense old cripply people. So I go and you know what he tells me? I need to stretch more. I’ll allow you to let that sink in. STRETCH MORE. Are you kidding me? You just charged my insurance company what I can only reasonably estimate to be $3,000 for this 15 minute FaceTime of an appointment and poof, just stretch? Do you know what’s not a good sign? When you walk into the doctor’s office and he says, ‘Let me see if I can make this worth your while’. Uhhhhhh. So if you haven’t caught on by now, I am the moronic moron mentioned above. Be right back, need to go stretch my achilles. My stupid, tight, over-paid-for achilles.

In the spirit of giving my few, but feverish readers their money’s worth today, we’re going to talk about bacon.

Is this you?

Nailed. This. Segue.

 

Canadian bacon. I’ve long since been accused of being a liar when I tell people they can not only eat it, but do so relatively guilt-free. K-dawg, do I look like I was born yesterday? You want me to eat a food that has the word bacon in it? Did you secretly just take out life insurance in my name as well? No. No. I didn’t and here’s why.

1. ) I am not organized enough. I mean to take out life insurance in someone else’s name sounds like a boatload of paper work, commitment (you know, to the fraud) and research.

2.) Canadian bacon is ham’s leaner, sexier cousin. It’s like if a pig and turkey (white meat only) made a baby. Boom. Canadian bacon. It’s meat from the back of the pig which is then cured.

Now then, because it’s cured means you can’t eat it in piles for days. Curing is a flavoring and preservation process often involving salt. Ew. But let’s look at the big picture. Big picture today will be focused on calories and fat and sponsored by Gillette. We can’t compare one piece to one piece because canadian bacon is much larger and more dense than traditional bacon. So we’re working in grams as a reference point in addition to pieces folks. You gotta be kidding me, the metric system? Why don’t you just write the rest of the post in Russian too? Chill. I will translate.

So 2 pieces of Canadian bacon (57 grams) and contains 89 calories, 4g total fat and 1g saturated fat. Four pieces of bacon (32 grams) contains 176 calories, 12g total fat and 4 grams of saturated fat. Say what? Oh hell no. Let’s face it, no one is eating one slice of regular bacon. Oh and the only reason I didn’t compare equal gram servings is because who is really going to eat eight pieces of bacon?! I am looking at you. 

As you can see the average serving of bacon compared to Canadian bacon has almost double the calories, triple the fat and quadruple the saturated fat. Aim to purchase a nitrate-free brand of Canadian bacon. The caveat to Canadian bacon as mentioned before is the (dun dun duuuuuuun!) sodium. One serving of it has roughly 800mg, while 4 slices of bacon has 700mg. So C.B. isn’t a total ten, but she’s a pretty good substitute overall. Sorry I just added a pronoun to a dead pig. Makes it too real, right?

Happy oinking everybody.

Nutrition information above pulled from Self.com nutrition database. 

 

 

 

Mid-Monday Pick Me Up

Good afternoon you back-on-your-daily-grind Monday minions. As a shout out to the growing efforts of The Healthy Revival (THR), I thought we’d throw it back to yesterday’s Instagram. Oh right, this little old blog is now on Instagram! See side bar to the right for you link to the account. Follow THR at ‘healthyrevival’ on Instagram for weekly posts on recipe previews from the test kitchen, what the dietitian behind the blog is eating and culinary adventures of a healthy foodie. Check it and follow!

For those of you already following THR on Instagram, you saw the glorious, yet simple brunch photo yesterday. I thought I would announce the launch of The Healthy Revival on Instagram by giving you this beauty’s recipe. Happy Monday people!

Photo Cred: Kimberly Sabada's iPhone

Photo Credit: Kimberly Sabada’s iPhone

 Goat Cheese Ricotta Bruschetta with Egg

Serves One:
1 slice whole wheat bread, toasted
2 Tablespoons fat-free ricotta cheese
1 Tablespoon goat cheese
1/4 cup cherry tomatoes
1 egg
Salt and pepper
Cooking Spray

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Place whole cherry tomatoes in a small baking ramekin, coat tomatoes with non-stick cooking spray and season with salt and pepper. Bake tomatoes uncovered until bursting and juicy, about 30 minutes. Remove tomatoes from ramekin and give them a quick rough chop to help cool and release more juice. Set aside.

In a small bowl combine ricotta and goat cheese. Spread cheese mixture onto whole wheat toast, top with chopped roasted tomatoes. Cook the egg however you prefer, I cooking mine sunny side up! Plate and serve.

Note: This was a brunch idea would not be a horrible weeknight dinner idea for those of you on the go.

Come back later this week for a knockout dinner recipe that’s sure to please both children and adults!

And We’re Back…With Breakfast

Finally! The prodigal daughter returns. I think we both started to think this day would never come. It’s here, you’re not going crazy. The dietetic internship is done. I passed my RD exam. I’m employed at a local Boston hospital as an inpatient RD. Done. You’re caught up.

This blog has been weighing a lot on my mind grapes lately. Getting inspired by a topic you do nothing but think about 5 days a week can take a little digging. So here I am with nothing but a lousy recipe post. You’re welcome. I thought about making this a Weeknight Dinner post, but decided against it due to two of the three ingredients being breakfast items. Do I eat this for dinner? Um, heck yes.

Image by Kimberly Sabada

The Avocado-Lover’s Breakfast

 Serves 1
  • 1 piece whole wheat toast
  • 1/2 avocado, mashed
  • 1 poached egg
  • Salt, pepper to taste

On a plate, cover toast with mashed avocado. Top with poached egg. Season with salt and pepper if desired.

Wow – this was a ridiculous recipe. Feel free to jazz up with mashed avocado with garlic, onion, tomato, cilantro, etc. (guacamole anyone?). I’m not even going to discuss the fat content on this one – just don’t eat it everyday people and I think we’ll all be okay.